18 Ways to Dismount

It's totally not Sanctuary related but it made me chuckle. I figured everyone might need a little giggle first thing Monday morning.


From HosreChannel.com
The Near Side: 18 Ways to Say You Fell Off Your Horse

1. I bought real estate
2. My horse and I went our separate ways
3.  I didn't fall off, I performed a random gravity check
4. I had a free bone density check
5. I had a flying lesson
6. I didn't fall off, I flew Air Equestrian
7. I had an unscheduled footing inspection
8. I visited Dirt City
9. I didn't fall off, I had an assisted dismount
10. UI had a dirt facial
11. I didn't fall off, I became a lawn dart
12. I used the emergency exits on Air Pony
13. I performed an equine-assisted aerial maneuver
14. I didn't fall off, I existed out the side door
15. I had an unscheduled dismount
16. I bid farewell to fine leather
17. I didn't fall off, I'm in a transitional relationship with my saddle
18. I fought the lawn and the lawn won.

 

 

 

 

 

HorseChannel.com

http://www.horsechannel.com/the-near-side-blog/2015/0318-18-ways-to-say-i-fell-off.aspx