From HosreChannel.com
The Near Side: 18 Ways to Say You Fell Off Your Horse
- I bought real estate
- My horse and I went our separate ways
- I didn't fall off, I performed a random gravity check
- I had a free bone density check
- I had a flying lesson
- I didn't fall off, I flew Air Equestrian
- I had an unscheduled footing inspection
- I visited Dirt City
- I didn't fall off, I had an assisted dismount
- UI had a dirt facial
- I didn't fall off, I became a lawn dart
- I used the emergency exits on Air Pony
- I performed an equine-assisted aerial maneuver
- I didn't fall off, I existed out the side door
- I had an unscheduled dismount
- I bid farewell to fine leather
- I didn't fall off, I'm in a transitional relationship with my saddle
- I fought the lawn and the lawn won.
HorseChannel.com
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