Monday, March 23, 2015

18 Ways to Dismount

It's totally not Sanctuary related but it made me chuckle. I figured everyone might need a little giggle first thing Monday morning.

The Near Side: 18 Ways to Say You Fell Off Your Horse

  1. I bought real estate
  2. My horse and I went our separate ways
  3.  I didn't fall off, I performed a random gravity check
  4. I had a free bone density check
  5. I had a flying lesson
  6. I didn't fall off, I flew Air Equestrian
  7. I had an unscheduled footing inspection
  8. I visited Dirt City
  9. I didn't fall off, I had an assisted dismount
  10. UI had a dirt facial
  11. I didn't fall off, I became a lawn dart
  12. I used the emergency exits on Air Pony
  13. I performed an equine-assisted aerial maneuver
  14. I didn't fall off, I existed out the side door
  15. I had an unscheduled dismount
  16. I bid farewell to fine leather
  17. I didn't fall off, I'm in a transitional relationship with my saddle
  18. I fought the lawn and the lawn won.

No comments:

Post a Comment